Carter Pedersen

Distressed | Repressed | Unimpressed | Midwest

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No one talks about how the quickest cure for imposter syndrome is simply sitting in a meeting with very high-level corporate executives.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Best summary of America I have seen

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

This unironically then is the beginning of the end of the US empire: Militarily unable to collapse the Iranian regime from the air, sparking a global energy crisis for critical US allies and then telling them to go and fix the crisis we created

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Imagine murdering countless innocent people in a foreign country and expecting them to be grateful you freed them from their government.

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

Boomers every time Fox News says it is time for another regime change in the middle east.

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Germans when they realise they are not going to be blamed for World War III

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

The most unspoken silent tragedy that occurred in our society over the past 50 years is that we sent all of our brightest minds to work in finance to raise the return on internally invested capital to 16.55% from 16.35%.

Rather than having them work on increasing crop yields, or improve machinery, or research oncology.

Signed,
Someone who works in finance.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Man we’re so cooked. We hollowed out our industrial core but because we’re a cool place to live with a lot to offer, stable, relatively accountable government, and world class universities we still had a major research, tech and science advantage. Now without building back our industrial base we’re also hollowing out our intellectual core.

We’re gonna become Spain in the 15th and 16th century — vast riches for a very few and nothing else.

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Might be his magnum opus

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[bort @tacobort]

Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5

[Bhaskar Sunkara @sunraysunray]

Mass immigration saved America

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Haitians getting DUIs and hunting illegally is absolute cultural assimilation in central Ohio

[austin @jesuissupreme]

Kamala Harris talking about fracking in PA