Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽

Expat. Retired after 50 years graft. Man United through and through. Married 30 years. All views my own. Like it or lump it and that's that.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

Warehouse? BEWARE house!
#warehousing #RiskTaker #SafetyFirst #oo
#Blooper #Bloopers

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@ChampionsLeague James Milner. 2006-2007 season.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@nosnehx Listen nohnse, I may be old but I’m no silly bugger. You may fool the rest but you won’t fool me. If those puppies were real, they’d be swinging low and proud, as nature intended them to be. A real man like me settles for nothing but the real deal.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@nosnehx Don’t get ya tits in a twist luv. Just saying I like my women to be women, with a real set of knockers. It’s all a lie nowadays, if I got you home and unwrapped those tattooed airbags I’d be bloody fuming🤬

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@DriscollHere @NewsShopper The government will send you an alert about this if it’s worth it

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@nosnehx Is disgusting.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@kattyork @JohnLewisRetail @waitrose Is that it?

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@sophialaurenxx Imposter.
You are not Sophia Loren.
She is 88. Her tits would be on the floor.
Account reported for impersonating a celebrity.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@marmite Grow up.
Always preferred @Vegemite anyway.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@ManUtdInPidgin BOTH
Bring back Henderson
Sign Upamecano
Problems solved

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@mattletiss7 Well tickle my gonads and call me a pansy, you're not believing this twaddle are you Matthew?
Maybe you want the French to rule the world instead?
Would make sense with your surname!!
I see your agenda pal.
Keep your frogs legs to yourself!!!

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@RochesterCathed I thought it was eating dinner outside? Don't trust everything you read on the internet

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@NoContextBrits A punch in the face.
Poxy snowflake generation with their fairy tea.
Next you'll be telling me it's gender fluid decaf.
Give me strength!!!

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@RNWales @RochesterCathed You’re not going? Should be a funny night then.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@RochesterCathed You call this snow? I've sneezed bigger showers! 🤡

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@Keith_GadgetUK @Brunts1980 @Se_Railway Who asked you Keith?
I'm no Amir Khan fan either but don't stick your beak in where it's not invited! 🥸

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@Brunts1980 @Se_Railway Don't get me started on TFL Mick!
Still waiting on my day in court with the for unfair dismissal.
Sick of it.

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

Still p*ssed off about the Scouse scum. Sack Bruno. Sack Ten Hag.
Sick of it!!!
#GlazersOutNow #mufc

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@ClinicalBruno8 He's not gonna shag you pal

[Andros Carter 🇬🇧🎸⚽ @carterprague1]

@talkSPORT Moron