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[cahtah @carterrose4]

@justneelizabeth @samuelswag @Spotify Nice catch steen. Burn Foy.

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

new year same me cause i was never the problem

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, getting an education should not mean that you are burdened for life with student loan debt.

Yes, the time is now to cancel all $1.86 trillion of student debt in this country.

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Between the Urban dictionary shit and the bus shit it's 100% clear that we're in a meme recession

[Kieran @kieransofar]

“millennials waste their money” bro i just tipped the waiter that you underpay

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

Dentist said i grind in my sleep i said bitch i know 💯💰📠

[NPR @NPR]

The CEO of Spanx says each employee will get $10,000 and two first-class plane tickets to anywhere in the world.

The announcement came during a celebration of the company's sale to Blackstone.
https://t.co/3qD51LzRM7

[Mac Ideson @macdaddydiesell]

Honestly as long as @Twitter holds strong, I’m chillin. These are my people 😂

[Max Barth @HeIsMaxBarth]

Fuck student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

I literally don’t care if i use too many exclamation points I just want everyone to have a good time

[nuo dles @nuo_y]

you’re gonna believe in him but not the vaccine?

[follow @ itdntstop @ItStillDntStop]

I be hella fake at work using words I never use irl like “awesome”

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The Biden administration is expected to announce that it will restore protections to Tongass National Forest in Alaska, one of the world’s largest intact temperate rain forests. Former President Donald Trump had previously stripped away the protections. https://t.co/FP1PgUZ2QJ

[CinnamonToastKen @cinnamontoastk]

Be sure to make time in your life for the people that always make time for you.

[Josh Madden @LateNightNap]

professional soccer players are the softest men alive

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

We weren’t meant to answer emails. It was just supposed to be hunting and gathering

[Faith @Faithnco1016]

Does anyone else tell their pets they’ll be back soon when leaving the house?🙄🤣

[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

So fun when somebody cancels plans and profusely apologizes like omg. Don’t apologize. This is everything I hoped for