Sharon Carter

“pretend like it's the first time”
@carters_priv

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

sharon carter ⋆｡°✩

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

being sick is for the weak. i'm weak.

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts sleep with both eyes open, buchanan

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

you only need to find the perfect dentist once

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts dammit, i knew it was too good to last

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

sometimes i randomly get a cake and blow a candle, but it also ended up being peter's birthday, so happy vagina coming out day peter 🕸️🕯️ this one's for you

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts am NOT. i am very happy

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts wow that freaked me out

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts i am not.

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts where tho? cause i might end up liking it

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts okay buchanan sure

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts i need you to touch grass. twice, since one arm is vibranium

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts CARTER IT'S CARTER
MY AUNT DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts I DO NOT

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts bitch DO I GIVE OFF GERTRUDE VIBES????

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts james buchanan barnes

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts bucky barnes

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@parkerstinky you ARE snoopy

[Sharon Carter @cartersbroker]

@barnessgts that's the best part of the trick: i won't. i'll just come there