Carter Schultzen

Professional Fun Haver

[Carter Schultzen @carterschultzen]

Better to be hated than loved for what you're not

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@play_planetx @MikeTyson @jakepaul @mothership_Lexi 0xB979264E72de95c1089bE2046C3aBBed6B4D2C75

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@hahagetmadd @jgow180998 @ufc @CubSwanson ME TOO:((((((😡

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#UFCVegas69 absolute embarrassing fight by William Knight

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@BarstoolISU Dr. Chris Rehmann

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@stendbra I do

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I can’t believe there is still people who tie their shoes the two bunny loops way

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@SunlessKhan I play with the most toxic players there are, and I take all their insults of my poor gameplay as compliments😂

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#banmen2022

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@riseRL_ @RocketLeague Proximity chat with everyone👀👀

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When you’re raised in a bucket of rain you either die or you learn to swim

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@stendbra Hey we got the goat Mac Miller tho

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@stendbra Odds he dips on us again?

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Hot take: AB will fight a Paul brother before the year is over

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You find out who you can trust and you take them all of the way

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@coachweiland Roll Clones🌪

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List of things that suck in America:
Asking for a water at Arby’s and they give you a baby cup
Small ketchup packets
Filling cups with 95% ice (at Arby’s)
Grow up this is America

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

There’s Nothing Like Indiana AAU Basketball

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@KylieJenner No cap I’d run her in 1 on 1