Carter

the marvelous mrs. maisel

[Carter @carterselinger]

What I Spend in a Day

[Carter @carterselinger]

Unbox tampen with me

[Carter @carterselinger]

C’man Vancouver. C’maaaaaaaan

https://t.co/6p1NaTWh2w

[Carter @carterselinger]

Super Mario orders a bagel

[maarty @maartenbayliss]

@carterselinger is an evil therapist

[maarty @maartenbayliss]

Another day at the dang office with @carterselinger and *****

[Carter @carterselinger]

I am so sorry my dear boy

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

(1/3)I was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years Im banned from the Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest. I love competing in that event, I love celebrating America with my fans all over this great country on the 4th and I have been training to defend my title.

[Carter @carterselinger]

[David Byrne looking at a pair of tits online]

“These are not my beautiful wife’s!”

[maarty @maartenbayliss]

Do you know what I mean?

https://t.co/lRbvTGtpAA

[Carter @carterselinger]

Sorry I haven’t been tweeting much lately I’m writing a children’s book about crypto

[Carter @carterselinger]

What a royal treat it was to get into the minds of Seth MacFarlane’s biggest fans with @murderxbryan and @theCJS

Love this pod.

https://t.co/t1ObHxS8wJ

[Carter @carterselinger]

I love how Freddy Got Fingered is on Criterion right now

[Carter @carterselinger]

@phil_osifer I haven’t! Should I?

[Carter @carterselinger]

I wrote a country music song about how your pinky sometimes looks like it’s peeing in the shower

[Carter @carterselinger]

produced and directed by the marvellous @grubbojoe

[Carter @carterselinger]

One of my favourite movies is eat pray brokovich

[Carter @carterselinger]

Explore a secluded island with us

[maarty @maartenbayliss]

When ur friend starts ADRing