Carter's Farts

[Carter's Farts @cartersfarts]

@stncitylink @Jemimadaisy Will I be getting a refund for my ticket?

[Carter's Farts @cartersfarts]

Real squeaker there. Getting my legs back. Should be at full volume by tomorrow #gaslife

[Carter's Farts @cartersfarts]

Didn't follow through that time #fartingwithconfidence

[Carter's Farts @cartersfarts]

10.50am. Client in the office. Had to sneak to corridor to let rip. No regrets