In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/RuUqdTZX2t
Artist: “I hate that AI is copying my work.”
Environmentalist: “I hate that the planet is on fire.”
Crypto Bro: “I hate that we still have physical money.”
Canadians: “We’d like to alter the anthem from ‘Our home and native land’ to ‘Our home ON native land’ to address the country’s history of mistreatment towards indigenous people.”
Americans: “…the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air? IT’S FINE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!”
"Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" is now on Netflix and is far better than it has any right to be. There's a cute scene during the end credits, but I was really hoping to see a group of people sitting around a table rolling dice. I would have screamed!
I realize that art is subjective and everyone has their own opinion, but if you prefer “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” to “Raiders of the Lost Ark” then… you’re wrong. You’re just comparing seeing it in the theatre in ‘89 as opposed to first watching “Raiders” on VHS.
(2024)
Assistant: “Sir, the AI says that instead of continuing to sell bathmats, we should… kill them all?”
CEO: (pulling gun from desk drawer) “Well, it seems a little unorthodox, but who am I to argue?”
Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start the Fire (Lyric Video) https://t.co/6uNHGk88Yb This is a nice attempt, but Joel’s original is superior because it went through noteworthy events in chronological order. This update tosses 34 years of history into a blender and hits purée.
David Corenswet is the new Superman.
Not since Arnold Schwarzenegger has an actor with such an odd name been cast in a high profile role. He must be brilliant!
@Tyler_Hewitt I think all elections should run this way from now on.
Who are you most threatened by? Okay, got it. Thanks for letting me know.
(I had no idea you were out of the city. Must be a hell of a commute.)
Today, I’m voting for Olivia Chow partly because Doug Ford and Pierre Poilievre don’t want me to.
The right wing had a good point. It turns out that doing something to piss off your ideological opposites can be a lot of fun!