Colonel Sanders

University Of South Florida ‘21 🤘🏼

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

starbucks should sell cigarettes

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

assault

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Definition of a hospital pass
https://t.co/6vQ3EItr5x

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

Just stopped at Dunkin’ Donuts and they told me they are out of donuts..

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

Mountains are blue on this fine Saturday night @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

[New York Post @nypost]

Andrew Cuomo resigns as governor of New York https://t.co/GTNhHEDa9N

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

#NewProfilePic

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

200,000 downloads in 24 hours and Hank will get a cat! this is not a drill! Go download the app https://t.co/vVK0lD8aw3

[Danny Boland @dsboland06]

BREAKING: The Glizzy Gladiator himself will be going live on Instagram at 8:17 TONIGHT to see if he can break Joey Chestnut’s world record of 75 glizzies in ten minutes, per sources.

[Adam @adamkk7]

if you drive a truck, you have to drive fast... those are the rules

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

If you don’t say “yeah I sure hope it does” when you pass a ‘road work ahead’ sign we can’t be friends

[Danny Boland @dsboland06]

Party so big ya need state police?

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

This👇

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

In my opinion if you cant afford to tip, you cant afford to eat there

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

I use Snapchat so little that if someone snaps me they will be on my best friends list for at least 2 weeks

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

“So I’ve decided to make your 10 page paper only 8. Stay safe and stay healthy!”

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

Being quarantined at home does not mean you have to give me more work in your class to pass the time

[Colonel Sanders @CarterSmith77]

@NyzhierJ @adamkk7 will

[Chase @notchaselyons]

i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true

[D @SmajicDevada]

@Iman_Schuller I think @CarterSmith77 did it the best