Carter

I hate it here.

[Carter @cartertweets19]

Me: I’m so ready for fall weather 90 degrees in October is just ridiculous

The temperature: drops below 80

Me:

The temperature:

Me: I’m freezing

[dudermane @612jack]

bartender: what are you having mate

guy who speaks in amazon product titles: yea can i get 2 Beer Beverage, Beer Cans, Portable Alcohol Beverage, Party Tailgate Birthday Event | Catering | Drinking Supplies | Aluminium, Silver (2-count)

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

tough night for her ✨

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Way back when I used to play flash games on the internet for hours and think that I would never die. Today flash games no longer exist. And I’m now quite sure of my death.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Catch up on @Money23Green’s best moments: https://t.co/HOpmEpqcdL

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

😭😭

[Momo @Alloramomo]

We’re U.S. Politicians 🫡🇺🇸

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

West coast skiers: it’s icy out there
East coast skiers:

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Jason Calacanis has turned on caps lock

[gaut @0xgaut]

if your dad wears these, your family will survive the recession

[I Think You Should Affirm 👕🧍 @youshouldaffirm]

I guess I’m a truck guy now

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Credit Suisse update

[Netflix @netflix]

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 3 premieres May 30!

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

We’re going to be the cool house that gives out expensive candy this Halloween. This candy bar cost over $200 because the nougat is so complicated.

And this is bargain bin (still nuts, though).