Mistress CJ

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[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

MELBOURNE Join Mistress CJ in Her realm @ “Bound To Please”. 
This exclusive event is highly likely to sell out. Get on your knees and worship Her.

Date: Saturday 19th March, 2022.
Time: 2pm - 5pm.
Tix now available @ https://t.co/1bt4Ys5TIz

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@TeamYouTube @astrokrispy Dear YouTube. We love KrispyFlights. They make us laugh all the time. Please reconsider. You’d be doing an incredible injustice if they’re unable to continue

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

Today’s Agenda:

1. I’m hosting an open forum discussion on D/s dynamics at The Club.
2. work meeting
3. I’ll be at Secret Society at the Studio of Secrets.

No rest for the wicked.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

Chastity: I love the control, the denial, the tease. When distance is involved, it’s the erotic space that can be created where evolution of the soul is possible. The pinnacle of pleasure is not sex, despite what mainstream society would have you believe. It is connection.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@vonnie_aka_MB Damn. I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s just getting worse.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

How is it that a picture of @vonnie_aka_MB in hair foils highlights is tagged as “sensitive content” by TwiX but a whole back of needles in a wing display isn’t?
I’m so confusion.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@thenabastet Wow. This is peak WTF? The “I don’t care” - that’s just JUST…. Yeah this is red flag 🚩. Maybe once she was a decent D-type. But this is so unhinged.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@MelbaofNM I would not know what to do with one, nor do I have the available cupboard space for another appliance.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@kindaspecialk I’m Australian. We shorten everything. If it’s more than one syllable, it’s fair game. You may have stolen it from somewhere but I heart it!

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@kindaspecialk “Don’t yuk on someone’s yum” I believe is the best term. Which came from you, I do believe. I used it a lot since.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@crimsonavenger I know kinksters who are just coming ino the lifestyle in their 70s. You’re never too old to live the way you want to. Don’t listen to the main.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@kindaspecialk I’d be surprised if you hadn’t have watched it. I’m also enjoying this comeback. So many naysayers… “Ah it won’t work bla bla blahhhh”.
Morons. They knew not what they were dealing with and I said that ahead of time.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

The brief was: “that outfit you have "nowhere to wear this to"” so I pulled out this 1950s era thing and then thought how hot it’d look in a Shibari suspension.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@sunrisefall I completely agree. It’s just my opinion but that “worthless worm” trope should be thrown into yesteryear. Unless they need/consent to it. I also dislike seeing it on a social media timeline.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@arkie14au I can’t say I’ve ever given a shit about who, or what, follows me. On Twitz or Fet or any other platform. I imagine policing what you’re doing, is hard work.
Mistress is a lazy Mistress lol 😂

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@kindaspecialk I’m stealing that!

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD OH MY LORD

[UK Back in the Day @UKBackintheDay2]

25 years ago, Fatboy Slim released "Weapon of Choice"

and Christopher Walken approved

[🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 @Ducnghia16]

I can imagine Harrison Ford’s reaction if he sees this.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@kindaspecialk I am allegedly turning 49 on the 13th March. I say allegedly because I am refusing to participate. I support said outlawing. And this whole “ageing gracefully” nonsense is fubar imho.

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

@arkie14au I’ve had that happen to me. Car did a u-turn in front of the tram. They slammed the breaks. Train went from moving to stopped instantly, and I go from standing to flying towards the front door into some other passengers. Those breaks are nasty!! 😂

[Mistress CJ @cartesianjoy]

I’d give the seat to whoever said yes first, then systematically go and guilt others less in need into giving up 3 more. Because Dominant Woman.