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hello my name is ashton theodore cartman || anybody with eyes won’t need an explanation || kyman & eremika canon

[Daus 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @Oyen_123_]

jk shippers pretend that their ship isn't misogyny when it base on a man crush and their shippers make cuck porn while they also hate Mikasa

[✨ @ErenEnthusiast_]

Here's your reminder that Eren's first memory before dying temporarily was of Mikasa.

[cyrise @cyrisere]

“you attract what you fear” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKASA DRENCHED IN BLOOD AHHHHHH

[PartiPooper @pooper_parti]

#kyman

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

south park uses ai. are you fucking kidding me.

[✿🎀𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙿𝚂𝙸🎀✿ @zzdummydat]

The whole thing over the last hours I saw about South Park using ai genuniely shattered me and fucked me up.
To know that the media that you consume on a daily basis as well as spent so much time on resorting to presumably using ai slop is very disheartening.

#stopsloppark

[darsh 😼🩷 @standarsh_]

if my only exposure to jewish people was kyle id be antisemitic as fuck too

[🔞 ball fondler / kass @lizzysdischarge]

doodle page thingy ill post the cropped ver of bday eric separately #kyman #sptwt

[⋅˚₊‧ ଳ 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕣 ┆ redbecca lover 🦝🦊 @noseqsyque]

@chyseceikk ike still being cartman's n1 fan even when he stopped streaming ☹️☹️ i love them they are such a fun duo he just really admires eric and he would love having him around when kyman start dating

[✨Keyo @chyseceikk]

And when Kyle and Eric get into a fight (which isn't a surprise they're always fighting lol) Ike would be devastated at the thought of them breaking up 'cause like Eric is like (another) brother he never had

[✨Keyo @chyseceikk]

Once Kyle and Eric started dating and they become legal, Ike would definitely be so hype about it bc they have similar humours and they'd do stupid shenanigans tgt +

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@kyman_nation @urmylilmonster NEVER say that again

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

YES IT IS COOL ERIC ITS SO COOL PLS

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@pooper_parti the handholding shot gets me everytime hes truly heartbroken abt this

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

the way he can dish out completely articulate speeches and thinkpieces during the worst scenarios possible, but when seeing that cartman has a girlfriend suddenly he cant piece his thoughts together. #nooticing

[archivist of kyman @kymanagenda]

— S20 E4 "Wieners Out"

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@lilo_luvlyy and nobody gaf abt him😭😭😭💔💔💔 im going to cry hes just a baby lilo a little baby

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

uwahhhhh

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@AlegriaAuradraw I NEED TO SEE IT WHEN ITS DONEEEE ITS MY FAV KYMAN CONCEPT EVER

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

kyle would call him crying about it telling him to come over and he makes this whole dramatic reveal that hes Been In Love With THE Eric Theodore Cartman for years and sobbing even harder by just saying it out loud and stans just like ok woah woah lets calm down

[female stan marsh74 @616stanleymarsh]

with all this "stan finding out about kyman" talk, why didn't we think of stan ALREADY KNOWING about kyle's crush on cartman, even before the dating?

kyle just telling stan everything because because he couldn't keep it to himself anymore lol

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

the way you can tell in the beginning that he didnt even believe him when he said he got a gf. « im being serious cartman » and right after proof comes in of him being serious too and now kyle cant pick his jaw up off the floor. you cant tell me this was about heidi

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@chyseceikk @delusionalley moeness levels are too powerful he must be stopped

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@616stanleymarsh if theres any like that i need them so so so badly ough especially if kenny is supporting cartman’s feelings on the side

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

@EEburnr I think I will kill myself, Ear.

[𓆈 @cartkasa]

my s29 predictions. lmk what you guys think!