Mark Aspin

Solicitor, Mediator & Head of Dispute Resolution Team at @Cartmells.
@stjohnambulance volunteer ambulance crew, Cycle Responder, and Regional Event Lead

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@TheShowstoppers - plot twist: it turns out that Alan met Charlene during his gap year in Australia and fathered a child unbeknown to Alan so far

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@AndyOwen_SJA But the question is: *is* your training up to date?

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@jack_murley I've definitely ordered a Frociaggine from my local barista.
Now I know why he smiled at me that way.

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@jack_murley It does say "singles who share your values". Doesn't comment about any other features of compatability.

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@MrCrembo Must be a youthful complexion and people wondering what you did in the service at the age of 10! 😋

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@_riks_tweets_ I saw that and immediately was expecting the commentary of @HarryHill

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@Carlisle_SJA @stjohnambulance It's really good to see that happy volunteers is not a "One and Only" occasion in @Carlisle_SJA.

Sorry...

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In the last court case....

[Lawtrades @Lawtrades]

Terrify your lawyer in 5 words.

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@Carroll_JJ It could work:
"We have instructions to issue proceedings in default of a favourable response within 7 days. Indeed our prancing steeds are harnessed for riding, ready to plunge into the streams of blood as (into) a river."

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One advantage of moving my @SJAOperations shifts at @ManchesterPride to nights this year has been being able to visit @ManCathedral for #Pride Eucharist with @opentablelgbt.
Gave a special meaning to some oft-spoken words. Set me up for the next 12 hours of volunteering!

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@ItsMattAtkinson You think that's bad, I've never seen an episode of Drag Race...

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Gathering Event Managers from across the #NorthEast for an @SJAOperations Workshop- sharing ideas and building confidence as our Event Season really gets going. @SJANorthEPRR

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@RevDaniel At least you know the different tunes! I regularly have conversations of:
Preacher: "Can we have this hymn please?"
Me: "Of course, which tune are we using?"
Preacher: "The common one"
🤔

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Travelling back from a really productive day with @uk200group at the #Growth summit - a lot a shared ideas to take back to Carlisle!

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What are you doing to support growth? Delegates are sharing best practice and experiences as part of today’s Growth Summit, with a view to share barriers and identify solutions #UK200Group #Growth #BuildingBetterTogether #Accountants #Lawyers

[Mark Aspin @Cartmells_Mark]

Travelling back from a really productive day with @uk200group at the #Growth summit - a lot a shared ideas to take back to Carlisle!

[UK200Group @uk200group]

What are you doing to support growth? Delegates are sharing best practice and experiences as part of today’s Growth Summit, with a view to share barriers and identify solutions #UK200Group #Growth #BuildingBetterTogether #Accountants #Lawyers

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@HoarWilliam @TomWilkes_ @SJAOperations @Carlisle_SJA @NWAmbulance I'm clearly the one going home, don't do night shifts now!! 😄

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@stewartkeenan I was nervous before I had my first ever solo holiday in 2019.
Was one of my favourite holidays ever and now head off on my own yearly! Avoid the pressure and compromise when you're with someone else

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@SJAEdEnProducts @KatKujawska @makins_carl @SJAIntTraining @GeorgeW24755023 @janet_catto @mel_brackley Thanks for the invite - really productive weekend and great to be able to see what the way forward is starting to look like

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@LizKershawDJ Is that you putting your hat into the running @LizKershawDJ ?

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@JeremyHodierne @stjohnambulance Thanks for heading over- if you're a good luck mascot definitely come again!!