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@TimJDillon @TimJDillon It's a sad day. :(
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@kurtmetzger @kurtmetzger I was inspired by the passing of Senator Graham. All the ladybugs are crying tonight. https://t.co/xIPvvscCr9

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@dbongino You calling anyone else a fraud is ridiculous. You will always be known as someone who covers for pedophiles. What are you even doing? Just crawl into a hole and fuck off.

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@24by24 @kate_p45 @dbongino You have more important things to do than stop kids from being raped and murdered by "elites"? Someone should check your hard drive.

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@TimJDillon @TimJDillon anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Roseanne's grandma?

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@DG802023 @TheMAURYShow Damn, you beat me to it, haha.

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@TheMAURYShow I'm fairly certain that is the same scenario that resulted in the birth of Freddy Krueger.

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@ComicDaveSmith @ComicDaveSmith I have a feeling in 20 years most of us aren't going to be here...and the ones who are will be living off recycled shit and urine on organ harvesting farms.

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@kurtmetzger @kurtmetzger How much extra do I have to pay for you to send me a used condom with the shirt?

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@ComicDaveSmith @TheoVon @YouTube @ComicDaveSmith I wrote a song that I think @TheoVon can relate to. https://t.co/NbzjGxipM4

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@Shanemgillis @Shanemgillis I got Twitter or X or whatever this is called because I thought you'd post some funny stuff, and all you do is retweet. Fuck you. I hope when the kingdom falls, the Chinese sentence you to eat Tim Poole's diarrhea-ridden asshole daily for at least a decade. Pussy.

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@thatkeaton @thatkeaton You have to fuck one of them to save humanity. Who do you pick?

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@RepThomasMassie @RepThomasMassie I don't trust any of you politicians, but you are on my "he might be ok" list for the time being. Don't sell out and screw it up.

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@piersmorgan @piersmorgan It's not complicated. The US kidnapped a foreign nation's leader, said they run shit now, and are stealing their oil. You have no balls. You are always on the wrong side of issues or fence sit until it's no longer brave to take the obviously correct stance. Pussy.

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@jacksonhinkle @jacksonhinkle I don't know if he's a hero. I tend to think that's more than a bit hyperbolic. The thing is I don't care about him whatsoever. He and his country aren't our God damn business. I push carts, and I even know that. No war for oil!

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@ComicDaveSmith @RobbieTheFire @ComicDaveSmith I wrote a song about the people who think we are stupid. I wrote this after a good jerk off session to Pam Bondi.
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@jimmy_dore @bluenotehawaii @jimmy_dore I saw you live once. You made me and my bitch laugh a lot. She died, though. Not the same night, but thought you should know. It's sad.
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@KimIversenShow @KimIversenShow That is a very good point. However, most of the people taking the streets are likely plants, so the whole "celebrating" thing is a moot point anyway. Also, I write songs and wrote a song about a topic Mr. Donald Trump might know about. https://t.co/gWLyZVcTKt

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Are these two hot girls who started following me real people? How can I tell? I don't understand how this works.