Josh Cartledge

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@PDoylem15 @craiglongmore Thick as fuck would be my vote

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

In other news… water is wet

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United’s summer transfer budget will be dramatically different depending on whether they qualify for the Champions League. They'll essentially operate with two separate budgets, two different shopping lists, and two completely different plans.

Securing Champions League football plus £100M+ in extra revenue would be transformative - it would put them back among the top clubs for attracting players and offering competitive salaries.

Without a top 4/5 finish, they might not even be able to meet the wage demands of someone like Elliott Anderson.

[@ChrisWheelerDM, @UnitedStandMUFC]

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Can’t believe we used to be stuck with Garnacho… lazy and useless 😂

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@craiglongmore abso-fucking-lutely

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Ah yes, the Manchester United cycle. Interim ex-player manager comes in, does well this season and next, gets sacked season after, and we rinse and repeat. If you think I’m falling for this shit again Michael Carrick… then you’re absolutely right 😍😍😍

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@craiglongmore History would say there is no way this can go wrong from now?

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Rinse and fucking repeat…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Louder!

[United Peoples TV @unitedpeoplestv]

Oh how we’ve missed the little things like this from a goalkeeper. 😍

[@_StrettyEnd]

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@craiglongmore You needed to sell

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Onana is an outright disgrace

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@joshuaparker94 It’s stupid, every other player of his profile has sold for 50m

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

Konate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

I’m in, balls and both feet… take me

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Benjamin Sesko on why he joined Manchester United 🔴

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@tommmm_91 @DeadlineDayLive Thought they had to sell?

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@UtdDefence It got to the point where it was always going to be lose lose

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@craiglongmore Let’s keep religion out of this mate…

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@thatguysjokes @XanderEyre @craiglongmore

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@sheltsOll @andy_thomo Already knew what this was before I saw the video 😂😂😂

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@Jsize18 @XanderEyre knew he would grow up and score goals like his dad

[Josh Cartledge @cartypoo]

@Adam_Seward85 So who do you bring in to replace him that makes them put the ball in the net? 26 clear chances and they have scored 4 of them