Jess

it’s not that serious

[Jess @carussooo]

me and my mans enjoying our meal after screaming at each other in the car about where to eat

[Jess @carussooo]

came back to twitter to say: Taylor Swift looks like she only does missionary

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she has been secretly in love with Furio

[Jess @carussooo]

@ashjemima THANK YOU

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[Jess @carussooo]

I love when karma does it’s thing 😂

[Jess @carussooo]

me and who

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this

[Jess @carussooo]

I never met one mf that actually had this

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Rainbow Art commercial (2001)

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

i be like “communication is key” then put my phone on do not disturb

[Jess @carussooo]

I truly feel like i’m gonna be in a documentary in 10-15 years talking about how I tried to warn everyone about how unhinged this bitch is because she’s gonna do something super nutty

[mozy @lmfamoe]

Something happened to the universe when like a G6 dropped

[Jess @carussooo]

what the fuck did they put in the pollen this year

[Jess @carussooo]

@cc_rrose

[Jess @carussooo]

I need CPR

[Jess @carussooo]

🥺🥺🥺

[Jess @carussooo]

say hello to my son, macaroni

[Jess @carussooo]

@ScoreboardWTBY id show you if I didn’t know you would 1000% put it on the wall

[Jess @carussooo]

I scratched my eyeball and had to get an eye patch lmfao

[Jess @carussooo]

“I love the little song at the end” - olivia talking about the cvs self checkout

[Jess @carussooo]

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