I think people forget how bad cartman is at like direct physical confrontation with no more time to manipulate or get some kind of weapon, look how quick bro goes down π
ANYWAY Tolkien and cartmans beef is so underrated they have one of the funniest dynamics in south park to me
@mewtwosaus oh man I opened this before bed last night intending to read a chapter and ended up reading 10 i loved it so much!! really enjoying the unique style of this fic, the premise is so fun and your grasp of their voices is perfect tbh!!
man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame