Cary Anne

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Ppl who don’t know that McFlurry spoons are shaped the way they are because they are fitted to the McFlurry machine and used to mix the McFlurry have no life experience

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Chick-fil-a more like chick feels gay

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Are yall tired of Pokopia enough yet to sell me your copy for like $40 less

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Gotta take my sock off because the fancy washing machine button doesn’t think I’m a human unless I’m a complete circuit

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

The fact that I see these as equally good movies tells you how big of a grain of salt you should take my film opinions with

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Every time I’m explaining my family to a partner we have to stop down on the fact that yes, Twinkle is a real name, I know 3 people named Twinkle, and two of them are in my family.

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

“Well, that was a freebie” is one of my favorite Arrested Development running jokes and I say it in my life all the time

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Dark mode is back so bird app and butterfly app are comorbid again

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Dark mode is gone and no I’m not changing my entire phone to dark mode! Bye again Twitter

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Can’t walk my dog for 5 minutes without being catcalled (in business casual mind you)

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

We exist in that hellish period of time where both cashless and cash-only concert venues exist

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

We seriously used to snap perfectly fine photos of ourselves in high school and then we would go home and run it through some of the nastiest editing effects and then post it to MySpace like yes… that is me :)))

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Ran over a whoopee cushion with my car… how embarrassing

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

(Going up for karaoke) “should I bring my purse like pink pantheress?”

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Yes you can have my pickle. Not because I don’t like pickles, the free pickles here are just ass

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

I’m okay with doing an escape room as long as I can be of no help and complain the whole time

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

@AyannaBac2Bac Sí mi usuario es “bblfrizzy” :D

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Reaching flow state reading the Cheesecake Factory menu

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

@AyannaBac2Bac Ayeee you on Duolingo?

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

My uncle: hey want to start a band?
Me: LMFAO

[Cary Anne @cary__anne]

Why are ppl surprised to look back and find that the original iPhone didn’t have copy/paste? Like of course it didn’t?