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[James Parker @panoparker]

We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito

[sar @_sarahsnow]

why did my brother’s doordash driver do him so dirty😭😭😭

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

he’s innocent

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Jayland Walker was shot at 90 times and hit by 60 bullets for a *traffic violation*

They then handcuffed his dead, bullet-ridden body

But yes, Republicans. Go off. Tell us more about how you think “every life is precious”

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

In Theaters October 21st, 2022.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

The first half of this video is already incredible. And then it kicks it into another gear.

[𝑆ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 💕 @slimfineMF]

Its always “I’m not wearing a mask”, “I’m not getting vaccinated”, “I’m not going back on lockdown” ….so what ARE you willing to do?

[milk @milkinhisbag]

the CDC just said uglies gotta keep their masks on

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

yo did the ex of a kakapo write this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Humphrey. He would like to discuss bigger bowl options whenever you get a chance. It’s just that this looks ridiculous. 13/10

[invader zim @f8the]

i hope frank ocean is ok

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“everybody was kung fu fighting” really, everybody? even the grinch? get real