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Overthrown Uncrowned Dethroned

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I can breathe again

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Finally. A batch of sour cherry jam from my own cherry tree.

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Seems like a good day to do some stress cooking, oh wait I don’t have a cooktop nvm

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Hey @FrigidaireCA no wonder your customer service hung up on me.
I see when your last tweet was.
Appalling customer service and even worse warranty.
Pathetic

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Friday. You know what that means-
another random appliance breakdown.

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Why did I not know this?
Hallelujah!
Thank you!⁦@The_Chip_Ship⁩

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How do I know my neighbour got a new boat?
I’ve never seen his lawn this unkempt
congrats

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Why do my appliances always break down on a Friday?

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*just another happy customer*
⁦@MonasteryBakery⁩

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Eating leftovers that you didn’t make or order taste better than all other leftovers

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Best thing about daylight savings?
My truck clock is now correct.

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Just enough muffin to hold my blueberries together

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If there is a way to add more peanut butter I do not know it.

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Yep. That’s right. I just found my oldest most beloved hoodie.

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Resting up this weekend before I go to war on Monday. Ya picked the wrong day and wrong lady.

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I just spent 12 minutes trying to open the new tub of dishwasher tabs.

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Ya know what’s really punk rock?
Getting blocked on fiver!

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Pity the big platter of leftovers in my fridge are sushi. #nothankyou

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@OliviaMae22 Mi mania es su mania

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I confess, I took a slice of banana bread to bed with me last night. I was so concerned about crumbs that found myself chewing on a flannel sheet.