Kade

Name Kade

[Kade @cas_kade]

Just woke up and smelt the roses. This is not what it’s cracked up to be at all…

[Kade @cas_kade]

Never knew this about myself until now, I guess I’m cockasian?

[Kade @cas_kade]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #IStillHateTheNameX #WhosIdeaWasThatBTW #Twitter4L

[Kade @cas_kade]

@NicolasReuter3 Freezer

[Kade @cas_kade]

Black screen
heavy pouring rain
💣💥⚡️Screaming Thunder⚡️💥💣
Sleep & relaxation

[Kade @cas_kade]

Eating some very unripe strawberries rn, this is so annoying I actually hate it so much. Gonna invent a spray that instantly ripens fruit. I’ll get back to you when I figure it out. Hit me up if you have any biochemists you can put me in contact with, I need to mastermind.

[Kade @cas_kade]

Just had a hilarious April fools ideas. Hire a mechanic to change one of your friends volume knobs in their car to be the shifter instead, that will give them a surprise haha

[Kade @cas_kade]

Everyone starts somewhere. I think 2025 is the year of learning how to mastermind for me.

[Kade @cas_kade]

Putting on some chap stick and read the instructions casually. “If ingested immediately contact poison control” bro… what. Don’t women on average eat the equivalent of 3 sticks of lipstick a year or something? Like obviously this chapstick is getting ingested.

[Kade @cas_kade]

Literally me

[Kade @cas_kade]

I’ve never seen kung fu panda

[Kade @cas_kade]

Oh my god

[Kade @cas_kade]

Once I figure out a type of butter that can be refrigerated and is spreadable out the get, it’s over.

[Kade @cas_kade]

@NicolasReuter3 I’ve thought about this before, it literally doesn’t make any cents…

[Kade @cas_kade]

Oh my god…

[Kade @cas_kade]

@NicolasReuter3 Bros interaction farming

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me looking at the McDonald’s employee enjoy a McFlurry on their break after telling me the machine was broken

[Kade @cas_kade]

@NiecPhommahaxay He’s a gambling man

[Kade @cas_kade]

The bouncer tells you that you look like dahmer it means you gotta change your look…

[Kade @cas_kade]

How are you