Eating some very unripe strawberries rn, this is so annoying I actually hate it so much. Gonna invent a spray that instantly ripens fruit. I’ll get back to you when I figure it out. Hit me up if you have any biochemists you can put me in contact with, I need to mastermind.
Just had a hilarious April fools ideas. Hire a mechanic to change one of your friends volume knobs in their car to be the shifter instead, that will give them a surprise haha
Putting on some chap stick and read the instructions casually. “If ingested immediately contact poison control” bro… what. Don’t women on average eat the equivalent of 3 sticks of lipstick a year or something? Like obviously this chapstick is getting ingested.