Cascian Loonam

There is a reason why all things are as they are

[💫Britt to the Nee💫 @BeeRayJones]

Turning down Buzz Lightyear is the reason Billy Crystal said yes literally within seconds of being offered the role of Mike Wazowski on Monster’s Inc.

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthinking & hating your life

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

[Mia The mystery girl @GirlMia9079]

You're so lucky there's glass between us 😂🤣

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Dads literally don’t know shit about their kids

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

He caught himself in 4K and decided to own it 😭

[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

This was definitely our childhood dream birthday cake, wasn't it?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[starvation elation EDTW @starvation421]

Husband’s fault. Idiot was told explicitly by doctors that she needed to stop getting pregnant. And that she couldn’t be alone with the kids. He continued to do both incessantly. Even his own cult leader pastor wrote to him telling him don’t leave the kids alone and he still did

[Aderonke Asake Oreke(Foodstuff vendor) @Fancyfoodmart]

I thought the essence of an airfryer is to fry without oil🤔

[Rolita @_onerolita]

NOO DOÑA NO SE PUEDE SER CAZADORA Y PRESA AL MISMO TIEMPO

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Revoke her license immediately

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

What really cracks me up is when extremely high earners break down their spending and they’ll start by saying something that we all agree is an unavoidable burden like “ya know, taxes take almost 50% of that 10 million right off the top” and you think for a second you’re going to be able to empathize in some capacity then they start giving examples of the most absurd, unrelatable, borderline hedonistic ways they spend money. “After that I’m left with just 6 million and my dog’s masseuse runs 12k a month and the guy who cleans my shark tank is another 15 and then of course the live-in sommelier isn’t cheap as you can imagine, not the good ones anyways. People don’t realize that 10 million just doesn’t get you what it used to”

[Vino @15x0xx]

ngl This is exactly why I mind my business in my family group chat🤦evidence attached