Case C. Capehart

Author of the epic dark fantasy novel, Beyond the Hell Cliffs, and the supernatural YA novel, Blood Daughter. Also a drinker of fine craft beers.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

Guys! My new book is out! This one follows up from Beyond the Hell Cliffs. Lots of action, death and brutal women. Get it today!
https://t.co/VF6YZ4vWgJ

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@ChefReactions I don't know, man, I'd definitely try it. I could do without the deep-fried buns, though. Maybe just through some melted butter on them and air fry them. But in Oklahoma, you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a lot of real crab meat. We're used to imitation.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

Hey @RichOToole I got back on Twitter just to let you know I'm still using this coozy you gave me in Stillwater, OK back in the late 2000s after your set at a bar on The Strip. It's my favorite coozy. Good to see you're still rocking!

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@VividVivka I followed you on BlueSky. I don't know of you're active or not there, but I gotta get out of here. This place fucking sucks and I don't want to be here anymore. Good luck to you, if I don't see anymore from you.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@PHGTheGame

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@lisa_liberal I haven't been at this one (I had previously remained registered at my Fraternity house address but didn't want to risk getting g purged this year). But my wife has never mentioned a line and this morning I'm standing out in line wishing I had brought a hoodie.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@ProudPatriots1 If I buy one of these, call the police. I'm being held hostage and trying to signal for help.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@NwekeGospel @_nomadic_soul How is this any of your fucking business?

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@america Eat a dick, you shitbags. And take that flag down. You ain't America, you're just some dipshit on Twitter.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@leonaliftsheavy If you were a superhero, who do you think you'd be?

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@PinkRangerLB I'm gonna give Chappell the benefit of the doubt and believe that she was holding his hand because she wanted to, and not because SNL made her do it.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@LadyJayPersists "The one true church?" Which one is that? There are thousands of them.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@CharlemagnumPI This is just what it looked like in my head as I played "the floor is lava" while climbing over and couch. No one in my neighborhood had this kind of setup in their backyard.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@esjesjesj I've heard a little about the incident, but I don't really understand what it has to do with Trump or Kamala. Did Kamala order it as VP or something? Was the squirrel's owner a MAGA supporter? Or are people just latching onto this inexplicably, like Harambe?

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@Ame0baRepublic If these dupshits really cared about womanhood, they wouldn't be wishing death on "Barbie's" child. Like, how do you square feminism with wishing one of the worst traumas there is on a woman you supposedly look up to?

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@TeamTrump Shut the fuck up and go away!

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

"Mother's Little Helper" was recorded by the Stones in 1965, just five years after the end of the decade she longs for.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

This is why we need the liberal arts.
No one who has even a passing familiarity with American or European history thinks that until recently women lived lives of sterling mental health frolicking in fields and making crafts.
You don't want to work, babygirl. I get it. Work

[matrix @matriix_heat]

SOI FON IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😍

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

@SloneKandy Star Wars is chock full of "destined children." Too much, if you ask me. Damn near every hero is born into destiny. Just once, I'd like to see a random nobody show up and save the day through grit and determination, throwing a big middle finger to the Force the whole way.

[Case C. Capehart @casecapehart]

I really can't get over how many professional Podcasters we let get away with talking about "hard work." I don't doubt all that production and everything is difficult, but you're not a fucking welder, or electrician, or crane operator. You fucking talk for a living, get real.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Charlie Kirk is upset that Republican women may “undermine their husbands” and secretly vote for Harris while telling their husbands they voted for Trump, even though the husband “works his tail off to make sure that she can have a nice life.”

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H