future rat mom

4x kidney infection survivor. i have gout. bruised like a summer peach. bf has a leg disease. twisted ankle and a shaved off finger too.

[future rat mom @caseface]

“Lebron’s staying” https://t.co/qmwKbnfAfH

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Women reveal the two words they LOVE hearing during sex https://t.co/Qmvg7cZ6gy

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

will smith just slapped chris rock

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Thank you for your leadership, @SenLouiseLucas. 🫡

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

girl we already know

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN

[໊ash @2H4NDS]

i am very happy for my close personal friend charles leclerc

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

He sure was

[Rambo @chesportsguy]

me during the bad bunny halftime show

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

WE ARE SO READY

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

It starts with an H and we all HATE it!

[lily 🏳️‍⚧️💜 @lilymoder_]

call her niang because she’s georges

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I made it to the holy land, everybody

[future rat mom @caseface]

today we’re all catholic

[future rat mom @caseface]

would be pope leo x all over again

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump when asked who he would like to see as Pope:

"I'd like to be Pope. That would be my #1 choice."

[future rat mom @caseface]

@Mergemansion can you guys make a tv series or perhaps a movie

[future rat mom @caseface]

anakin lowkey kevin durant

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

If only there had been a Presidential candidate who had an entire plan to expand healthcare access…

[future rat mom @caseface]

@LauraFKeller ngl i was tipsy when i tweeted this and forgot about it until your reply

[future rat mom @caseface]

sauvignon blanc is my favorite white… except my boyfriend

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

So if Biden fired the heads of TSA, the Coast Guard and key aviation safety advisers, and a week later two aircraft’s collide, then that would put the blame on him…. Right?