Casey Washeck

Registered Commercial Interior Designer. Sometimes I’m funny.

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*doesn’t sit still long enough to let the existential dread sink in*

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Queen Charlotte is the new Notebook. Change my mind.

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It’s officially “get painfully shocked anytime you touch something metal” season ⚡️🥲

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Did anyone else see Hadestown absolutely knowing the tragedy of Orpheus and Eurydice and still bawl at the end?

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If you don’t cry every time you hear All Too Well (10 Minute Version) are you even human?

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If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

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Diet culture just pisses me off.

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Do you ever feel like a new haircut might change your life??

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I’ve had my heart broken by fedex too many times.

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The over/under on how many times I check my coffee cup before getting up to get a refill is probably 2.5

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FOBL- fear of being late

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The best part of my day was leaving work at 5PM and feeling the sun on my skin for the first time today.

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I’m at the point of my Oklahoma home ownership that I step on something sharp in the dark and irrationally worry that it’s a scorpion.

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Mowing the lawn is a lot like vacuuming your yard.

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You can spill coffee all over your phone, rinse it off, and still have a working phone to tweet the story. What a time to be alive.

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Perks of traveling with grandparents… they always have candy.

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Eating a slice of cheese and taking yourself on a walk after work is self care.

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Few things are better than Inbox Zero.

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If you can’t laugh, what can you do???

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Macrame. It’s like a friendship bracelet for your house.

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The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.