Casey J.

trust me, I'm a lawyer...

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

My good friend’s kid. He’s a baller !

[RecruitLook Hoops @RL_Hoops]

2027 | Jackson Horn | #RLHoops

📈6’5 Floor Spacing Wing 3PT Shooter
📈Fits Modern Day Pace & Space Offense
📈Active Hands-Active Feet Defender
📈Ultra Competitive/Embraces Physicality
📈Utilized Rip n Go’s & Misdirection Fakes To Set Up 2nd Level Baskets

[cow @cowincrisis]

horses always clopping. just walk normally. fucking idiots.

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@SuitUpVarsity Falls City. Duh.

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@Schaumby Who can afford to go to Betty Rae’s?

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@dadmann_walking Murder at the U. Good pod about a murder of a Miami Hurricane FB player

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@HuskGuys GBR from Cabo San Lucas!

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Taylor Martinez.

That guy rocked.

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

America and Denmark are both gonna feel dumb when all of a sudden a bunch of Somalis show up and buy Greenland with their sweet daycare money.

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@SuitUpVarsity Hell yes !

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@SuitUpVarsity Just list them all #titletown

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@BradWCAttorney Sustained

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

Best one yet.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

The official response from Tylenol is just brutal
😏

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@AzoMlota “It depends”

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

It's almost like he was completely full of shit or something

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@SuitUpVarsity Galaxy Conference
Falls City Sacred Heart

[Casey J. @caseman3000]

@JustinHerzig Barry Word