Casey Simmons

💈 Licensed Barber
♊️ Gemini
🚜 Farmer

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Check out Ford City Barbershop. Reader's Choice Awards 2023 https://t.co/EtkK9QP5xe

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Because what hurts my fucking soul the most is knowing the only three people who cared about me are 6ft under ground... #deathsucks

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

One day, I will be a shark on shark tank. I aspire to be THAT fluent with business.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

@realDonaldTrump #trump2024

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

@realDonaldTrump FREE HAIRCUT for you, Mr. President in Ford City today. :) if you'd like!!! Message me.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

@DrinkAriZona who do I talk to about making a barber cape with the green tea pattern????

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

I hate my birthday...

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

@tacobell WHY NO STEAK BOWL ANYMORE. OMG just wrong.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Post Malone singing country is what my soul needed

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

I can't stress enough how much I need my dad.. and he isn't here...

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Where can I buy stuff in bulk if @SamsClub doesn't have it? Is there another store?

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

I resort to humor when I'm breaking.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

@SUBWAY I like these. Good marketing 10/10👏👏👏

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Straight up joke.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

When do the panic attacks stop?

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

Phone works both ways, you know.

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

2 things that will NEVER lose their value: guns and jewelry

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

I love jewelry

[Casey Simmons @casemay14]

"Might just join the 27 club"