Casey

Casey can have a little Twitter, as a treat.

[Casey @casexcasebasis]

I'm so proud of my tree

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

I know nothing about soccer but I like watching this glorious and noble barbarian caveman win so much. He always looks happy and nice.

[Casey @casexcasebasis]

Adding jet ski to the list of requirements

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

“Jews are not safe in New York”

Jews in New York:

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I don’t like his father. But Hunter Biden seems like the kind of guy to toss a blanket over you if you passed out smoking crack at his trap house

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[jade 🕸️ @lesboren]

i don’t need a period tracker i just wait until i catch myself feeling like eren jaeger and i know she’s on the way

[hannah @shamediarist]

oh no i’m single and 30 and sexy and can do whatever i want ahhhhhh they’re gonna kill me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

microdosing heaven by sitting in the sun & listening to birds sing

[Nick @egodiffed]

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

How I want to be treated after being psychotic and deranged all day

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

mahoraga please help me dead ass

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

"nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you"

[Casey @casexcasebasis]

Happy Easter I’ll be scaring the shit out of myself as god intended.

[gill @contactabrother]

Every treadmill taken up by a man. we need a Draft so bad

[໊ @user0000O0]

didn’t kill myself in march

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I want a boyfriend”
me every time a guy talks

[ryn ⟡ @frogojo_]

happy women’s day