Casey

Terminally Chill

[BossHogg @6Hogg6]

Me leaving work after hearing LeBron James is no longer a Laker:

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

My wife was patient zero like a decade ago this story is a nothing burger

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

The Lakers just went from a hopeless team to a team with real title aspersions we are so back

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

Franchise saved 😭🙏

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[lil duval @lilduval]

If you got a job working outside today in Florida you the realist nigga on earth

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

It should be illegal to work outside in Florida

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

@drewlevin Locked in 5s having a set rating for the group is the best way to go

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

1. Unless the Heat make another block buster trade this roster isn't good enough to win anything
2. If I'm Jaylen Brown I never play another minute for Boston

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

No babe your rank is perfect, the higher ones take too long to queue with anyways

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

@acdmma_ @joerogan Ciryl Gane era ending before it can begin

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me after teaching my dog to come home every time i sell him:

[Skely @123skely]

That first 1-2 months with a woman before she goes batshit crazy is so magical.

[Leo @Leo__ffs]

You changed my bitch ass life

[Mission Valley Mafia @MissionVlyMafia]

Wife: “Baby, don’t drink more than 3 beers while you’re watching the US Match, it’s a long game”

Me: 4 beers in before the national anthem is over

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

How USA doing Australia

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

Australia so pussy 😭

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

Australia plays soccer like the Thunder play basketball get off the fucking ground & play the sport

[Casey @caseyaaronhurst]

Nobody at the world cup has looked as good as the united states has through 2 games