dont

she/they. Broccoli. Golden yellow. Sun Bears. Moderna vaccine. Rage Only.

[dont @caseybear11]

Me: what does “no sè” mean?
K: I don’t know.
Me: ... okay. I’ll ask someone else.

[James L. Sutter (THE GHOST OF US out now!) @jameslsutter]

*gestures to my unmown yard*

"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."

*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*

"This, too, is for the pollinators."

*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"

"Pollinators."

[dont @caseybear11]

If anyone ever wanted to drink the cotton candy spray that was popular early 2000s/late 90s, try Odd aside Ales Cotton Candy hard seltzer.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Kesha, reading from the forest management safety handbook:
1. It's going down.
2. I'm yelling timber.
3. You better move!
4. You better dance. (?)

[Brit 🖤 @mothmandalorian]

losing my mind over Pedro’s answers to these questions about music from this NME article in 2020 he was so real for this

[hil @plume__]

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

[dont @caseybear11]

Me: 🎶I’m so freaking tired of the photoshop, show me something natural-🎶
Coworker: why are you singing Drake?
Me: 🫥 that is… Kendrick Lamar. I need you to apologize.

[dont @caseybear11]

I thought I primarily read romance novels. But for Book club, it was my turn to use my books to pick the book.

One stack of books.

K: This? Is super underwhelming…
Me: I’m sorry.
K: it’s 6 books.
Me: I know. 😭

[dont @caseybear11]

I have lived without a microwave for years. Literally 7 years at the least. And I broke down and bought one.

I’m tired of cooking! I want frozen meals!

I wanna be like the cool frozen meal people! Who don’t have to wash pots and pans every single meal!

[dont @caseybear11]

I have lived without a microwave for years. Literally 7 years at the least. And I broke down and bought one.

I’m tired of cooking! I want frozen meals!

I wanna be like the cool frozen meal people! Who don’t have to wash pots and pans every single meal!

[ky🧸🛋 @kylalive]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

[dont @caseybear11]

Book club book for January:

You are the Mountain by Brianna Wiest

[dont @caseybear11]

K and I always watch a gay holiday movie for Christmas and we have decided on Harry Potter this year.

We will not be taking any criticism.

[dont @caseybear11]

(Stuck on a castle)
K: okay you can beat this level now or are you actually stuck.
Me: I’m actually stuck.
K: oh. Embarrassing. (Has literally died on every single level and has only beat 2)

[dont @caseybear11]

Playing Mario with K:

K: I’m already down to 5 lives? I had 30.
Me: lives fly when you die every time you play.

[dont @caseybear11]

This is what my 2022 sounded like on @Spotify. Get your #SpotifyWrapped now! https://t.co/iA7BgvVM7l

[dont @caseybear11]

She has been introduced to Rhy. I screamed when she asked me “who is this guy?” And described him.
Me: just some guy. The villains little plaything.
(Me on the inside: 😭😭😭😭 a sweet angel. To good for this world. Has only tried to help.)

[dont @caseybear11]

The worst part of your friend reading ACOTAR for the first time? Pretending to like Tamlin 🙄🙄

[dont @caseybear11]

I wish these moment were done with. I fucking hate that guy.

[dont @caseybear11]

I think one of her at home pain medicine is kicking in. She has gotten still….. false alarm. Still hyped up.

[dont @caseybear11]

Grace is home! Finally gets to eat after a full day without anything. She just ate so much so quickly. She is currently losing her mind and rolling around on the ground like she didn’t just get surgery done

[dont @caseybear11]

She has so much energy. I just wanna go to bed 😭😭😭