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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Big review

[MHR_74 @MHR_racing74]

We would like to thank everyone that came on board the @MhrRacing 47 for this very special tribute car. We truly appreciate you all
-TeamMHR

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[𝚂 𝚒 𝚎 𝚛 𝚛 𝚊 🥀 @obscureebby]

We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 ASHTON 👏🏼 KUTCHER 👏🏼 enough 👏🏼 credit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 career 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 try 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 prevent 👏🏼 sex 👏🏼 trafficking

[Peyton Nalley @NalleyPeyton]

you wanna go to college 30 minutes away? great. you wanna go to college 12 hours away? cool. you’re going straight into the workforce after high school? awesome. gap year? trade school? good for you. everyone has different paths they’re on and i think we should all respect that.

[Meg @meggoneilll]

Remember how hype you’d be when the teach said you could bring a water bottle to sit on your desk cause it was 99 degrees, or did you not go to catholic school ?

[ひKingLowひ @flatout_brown]

They won’t put this on the news tho

[Mother Moon ☮︎ @earthygissel]

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called “Dad, how do I?” to help kids who’re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that you’d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing 😭

[Messiah The Kreator 🇯🇵 @WeRuNYBhris_]

Zoey 101 was better than iCarly sorry not sorry

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Nikki Insana @NikkiInsana]

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

[G 🦁 @G_Rodriguez27]

“I’m gonna take a quick nap”

*8 hours later

Me confused af:

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[k ᴴ⚡ @onlyangelle_]

IM BABYSITTINg and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life

[Dee @figgled]

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')

[Elisa @_elisa_ortega]

Felt like more college kids needed to see this. It actually works!

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Don’t be rude!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

6 year old John Oliver just beat cancer and came back to school to this. Incredible. (Via @FOX29philly)