Casey

[bug girl @buggirl]

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

One thing about me. Imma go home😂. I do not care how late, how far, I’m going home.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

it’s always “I love you” and never “I bought you the entire penguin clothbound classics collection”

[Eve @evek181818]

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whatever i do in the calculator app is between me and god

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Snoop Dogg is and forever will be the coolest mother fucker who ever walked God's green earth.

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

[Nick Murhling @MickNurhling]

the critical low point in every flight when I go through my photos

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Sighing loudly at a Hogwarts meeting and saying, “This could have been an owl.”

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

[shaamacc🌹 @shaaamaac]

I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take It So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒