casey carpenter

me cago en la leche

[casey carpenter @caseycarps]

@NinasRealName Neeeeeeena let’s get back on this thang

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I was sitting in my car and the girl who parked next to me was struggling to get in her car and she says, whoever parked next to me parked like SHIT…. so when she left I opened my door to check. just as I thought, immaculate

[casey carpenter @caseycarps]

@alysonjordan97 Your hair loves portugal!!!

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Wordle 260 2/6

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It’s my duty to let everyone know I checked out j cole at anthro today

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Confident and bold?? Yeah I’d say it’s rigged this year

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@girl_default Very funny I did laugh out loud

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@alysonjordan97 Ok less but let’s change the stigma around corn pudding it does not deserve it

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People who are weirdly proud of never having used a dating app are always like “which way do you swipe for yes? 🤣Left?? I wouldn’t know 😝”

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I’m being pikachu for halloween tonight and went to goodwill to find something yellow and this is the FIRST thing I see in the store.. what are the odds

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@RSin94 I feel betrayed

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the pictures I take of my boyfriend vs. the pictures he takes of me

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not this man telling people that they don’t need the vaccine bc they should have faith in god in one video and then asking for prayers bc a friend of his died from covid in the next video……

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@RSin94 My dream is to not work is that so wrong??

[Not Rishi Singh @RSin94]

His and hers

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rubs me the wrong way when men are overly excited when they find out their baby is a boy

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how many times will i see a photo shoot with milk in a tub. how many times

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WHAT is this outfit