LaseyCayne🌼

Fire Wife 🔥; UCF Alum ‘17

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

I’m basically the most uncreative human.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

I’m pretty sure I just woke up yesterday stressed TF out for the first time since nick left on deployment. This is NOT okay.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

My adult life has me forgetting that I need to file my taxes... anybody else?

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

If you don’t know me, we have never met and our paths have never crossed, don’t send me a friend request. Like why?

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

My daughter woke up after an hour of sleeping to suck on her toes... baby life is the best life

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

@MyManMoyer @SarahMariscalxo That’s no fun

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

#NewProfilePic

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

“I could care less”

NO, people. It’s not that you “could care less,” you actually COULDN’T care less”. COULDN’T - as if you have no more care to give on the matter. If you “COULD care less” you still have a little bit of care to give.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

- Learned to drive
- Graduated high school
- Graduated college early
- Got a job
- Moved to Jacksonville
- Became a Dog Mom
- Fell in love
- Bought a House
- Became a wife
- Bought a new car
- Became a Mom to a baby girl
- Got a better job
- Deployed Army Wife (December)

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

I did get a lot of work done though so I’m not complaining

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

My work gave all Veterans the day off yesterday but I had to work. Not only was it my birthday but I’m a Military Wife. That has to count for something right?

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Disney+ the Dendor fam is here for ya

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

I feel like I did my part.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Spot the difference.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Hubby comes home tomorrow! Hubby comes home tomorrow!

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Oh cool. I’m wearing my underwear inside out

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Going shopping for your baby is like Christmas for yourself. She needs all of the things!

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

Do people really not understand that an increase in minimum wage = an increase in cost of living?
Oh & your salary probably won’t increase with it.

[LaseyCayne🌼 @caseydendor]

I don’t know who needs to hear it but you don’t need whatever negativity is in your life. Let it go, let them go, and just keep charging forward!