The Bastard Seaman

Liquor? I hardly know her!

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

I just thought to myself "do I want a beer?" Then laughed at myself for even thinking that was a question

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

I made it 31 Years and 316 Days without being stung by a hornet/wasp. But the bastards got me today.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Javonte Williams fantasy owners looking at him on their bench

[Savage @Savageboston]

This Pokey Reese catch was more impressive than the “Jeter catch”

And it happened in the same game.

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Brady in 10 Super Bowls:
21 Touchdowns
6 Interceptions

Mahomes in 5 Super Bowls:
7 Touchdowns
7 Interceptions

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Gonna get drunk at $3 Dewey’s today. HELL YAH

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

I don’t always go Ice Fishing. But when I do I always catch a buzz 🤙🏻

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me subbing CMC into my 2-7 fantasy lineup:

[dame 🗿 @DameDeadAF]

Rashee Rice supposed to be making license plates right now btw

[greg @greg16676935420]

Politics for dummies

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Wore a Tommy Bahama to the bar and was told I’m dressed too nice to order a well tequila shot

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

This is your yearly reminder that St. Peter was a rabbit.

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Living and Dying in 3/4 Time

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Last night I Hosted BINGO at the bar. Today I’m the most hungover I’ve been this year.

This is 30 🙃

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Top 5 Christmas Movies

1. Four Christmases
2. Elf
3. Home Alone
4. Jingle All The Way
5. 8 Crazy Nights

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

@Boooootstrap STOCKED UP at the Koloa Rum Co. I’ll be sipping on these through the new year.

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Possibly developed a Mai Tai addiction in Hawaii

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

Been in Hawaii 4 days and already a recognized regular at 2 places. That’s how you vacation 😎

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

@cp3parette

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Starting Darren Waller on your fantasy team:

[The Bastard Seaman @caseyhall10]

On episode 8 of “8 Simple Rules ” and have not learned a single rule. Terrible title, WHAT ARE THE RULES!?!