casey harloe

pretty funny

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the free will of regretting exercising the free will you had

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Can I get a youch

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I have a snake in my boot and chocolate covered sunflower seeds up my sleeves

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Long John silvers vinegar

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I rescind my pleasure until further notice

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There’s the fucking Cincy Deli that I love

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I think I have minimal pizazz

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It’s a rare occasion when everyone else in the room is more interesting than me

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There’s a time to yoyo and then there’s a time to be serious

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This talk is going to take way longer than running out the trash

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The Summer I Went Big on Pasta

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Every November I get at least 2 terminal nosebleeds and the urge to return back to twitter

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Beer pong 11:51 am

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I hope when I lean against my car with my head leaning on my hand that no one thinks I’m trying to look sexy and aloof I’m trying to seem in despair so you offer to fill my gas

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You don’t understand I need a borderline overripe mango neowwwwwww

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@FlamingHotChee Never have I ever

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shittt this weed pen must have sat in my car in the sun for the perfect amount of time bc this high feeling kind of organic

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Hey dude sorry I’m late for work had to wait for the fire truck to back into the firehouse on ludlow like it’s a Kings Island theater performance

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Ya I got something on my mind to get this party going

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The intersection of MLK and Jefferson/Vine genuinely I was there at a standstill for the entirety of Karen Dalton’s “Something on Your Mind”

[casey harloe @caseyharloe]

The intersection of MLK and Jefferson/Vine genuinely I was there at a standstill for the entirety of Karen Dalton’s “Something on Your Mind”

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has anyone ever finished a lip balm from beginning to end