Casey Johnson

school culture and pop culture enthusiast | i just hope both teams have fun | yerd | texas forever | opinions are almost never my mom’s

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Congrats @MV_Wildcats graduates 🎓! To view and order images from today’s ceremony, scan the QR code below! #Classof2023

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My last two mornings have started with me asking someone “am I being irrational” and I do not do math but I do remember the concept of a common denominator

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I lose all faith in humanity at baggage claim

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I’m not looking for some Hallmark movie romance - I’m just over here trying to recreate the love story in Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. Committed to buying cranberries this year just to up my odds 🎄

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@jrob23 @mdubu1 Top tier talent feedback right here #blessed

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Soft launching Christmas music this week #tistheseason 🎃🎄

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@mdubu1 Yes 😂

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My teenage niece once told me that I “dress like someone’s cool mom” (🔥) and I think that adequately summarizes Evereve’s brand

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Jack Harlow using the I Just Hope Both Teams Have Fun Girl fantasy football strategy

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Let's just say @jackharlow's strategy for GameDay picks is a little unconventional ... we love it tho 😂😭

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@mdubu1 Maybe kids these days go to school too late!

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Calling in “ended up behind the school bus, the trash guy, and the recycling guy, so I just gave up”

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I’m at my most “approaching middle aged” when I get out of an Uber and tell the driver to be safe 👵🏻

[Buzz Williams @TeamCoachBuzz]

If your presence 🙋🏻‍♂️doesn’t make an impact, your absence won’t make a difference…

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That’s it - I’m moving to Maryland 🥵

No, really - I’m moving to Maryland 📦

#texasforever #eastcoastbound

[CNN @CNN]

More than 65 million people across 16 states are under heat alerts, with triple-digit heat indexes — or "feels like" temperatures — expected in several cities https://t.co/P1F9SSkVjN

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

After over a year of dating, the power couple called it quits. https://t.co/YN1HQ98igA

[Shane Hinton @MakeItRainShane]

SUNDAY HEAT: Triple-digit "feels like" temperatures return this afternoon so make sure you're staying hydrated! Unfortunately, the heat is here to stay for the week ahead. #txwx #atxwx #Sunday

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“What are we doing?”

[ABC News @ABC]

“Why are you here?!"

A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.

“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

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Unless she’s literally trolling us with her entire brand, this is . . . I mean, sure. The emperor’s clothes look great on you, Goop

[Glamour @glamourmag]

The internet was outraged after Goop posted an ad for a 12-pack of disposable diapers (The Diapér) for $120, and rightfully so. But according to self-aware queen #GwynethPaltrow, that was the plan all along. https://t.co/booFmy0btT

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The first airport to open a @CrumblCookies is my new favorite airport 🍪

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. . . and why is it San Antonio

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Which Texas city is your favorite to visit and why?