Casey

my life’s too complicated for a Twitter bio

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

@antinortonvirus Swap out the bloated feeling with lower back pain

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

I can’t believe I’m 31 weeks, baby boy Bach will be here before we know it

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: James Webb Space Telescope just dropped a new image

Megacluster of galaxies

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

You’re telling me that people pay/ give money to watch other people build Legos???

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[⚡️Bailey Zimmerman⚡️ @baileyzimmerman]

I vote McDonald’s brings the crispy chicken ranch snack wrap back. Pls. 😤

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

“Worst storm in years”
“A once in a generation storm”
“The Snow Cyclone Bomb”

Iowans: so yeah it’s basically winter

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

him, on facetime: you’re so beautiful

me:

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

Still think about how my mom wanted to name me after a WWE wrestler….

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

Why do women’s periods sync up? That shit is fucking wack.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

vouch

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

@Riah_Liz Im sorry for your loss! 😢

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

Does anyone else remember the TIME magazines they would have us read in school? Or was I just hallucinating

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“always start ur day with a positive attitude”

me at 7 am:

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

I’m the only THE ONLY person at my ENTIRE work that has unnaturally colored hair,so I must be the most fun person at work 😂😂

[Casey @caseykaymay17]

The irony of being in the career of helping people see, but I wake up every morning seeing blobs.

[Karamo @Karamo]

Omg! 😂😂😂😂

[🕷 @Yuteris]

this could be us