Kevin Casey

Daydreaming and lollygagging

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

60yo scientist in the lab and I have the same Vans on.
Either we're gonna be friends or battle until only one is left standing.

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

Based on recent events

I don't think this is what Ke$ha had in mind when she said "wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy"

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

@SenMullin Guessing you didn't challenge any of them to a fight?

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

@SenMullin You already come across as someone who's been hit in the head too many times. No fighting for you, baby boy

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

@MBTA why is the red line 87°F?

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

"Happy Indecent Peepholes Day"

-The pervy, dyslexic guy at work

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

Drake and his moisturized hands do not belong on anyone's workout playlist

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

Me when I'm trying to get the groceries in the house in one trip

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

To the astology junkies: is saggy-Tyrannus still in the microwave?

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@MBTA there is zero air flow on the red line. It is incredibly hot and smells horrendous. Zero. Air. Flow.

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

@MBTA I shouldn't have to leave leave 45 minutes earlier than usual to be on time for work because every bus and train I get on is late AND slow. And I'm not forgetting how abysmal the air system quality on the red line is.

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@GovRonDeSantis Sits to pee and stands to shit. He wants to cover the country in his playdough, pancake poops.

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David Goggins on a farm:

WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE GOATS!?
WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE HOGS!??

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

Bikes and motorcycles are proof you can have something dangerous and tingly between your legs without a prescription remedy

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

Anteater ≠ Aunt Eater

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

For a blind person - having a partner with bacne would be very distracting during sex.

I'm trying to have a good time, Tabitha. Not decode the Rosetta Stone.

[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

The stonemason didn't like when I called him a 3d printer.

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[Kevin Casey @caseykevin]

@MBTA You should give the bus driver the ability to speak to the riders over the PA. If they have to announce a change, no one can hear or understand, and both parties may become frustrated. Please look into a solution.