Fursty Ferret

The Little Engine That Could Never Quite Get Her Shit Together

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

I love that #TeamSasha is the top recommendation when I type in #team . Queeeeeen 😍

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

The worst part about working lates is Tinder adds on facebook seeing you're online and awkwardly trying to see if you're up for a booty call

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

So Katy Perry is the new face of Animal Testing? Fun~

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

I don't know how I feel about @JacquiLambie as a politician, but I think she'd make one hell of a drinking buddy #quanda

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Someone please make a gif of yassmin_a saying "oh girl" #qanda

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Legit manspread into the dude next to me by accident and he shifted to make room for me. I love pants.

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

@adamjogrady Oh you're sweet! I had to uninstall Twitter due to space issues on my phone so I only just saw this <3

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

♪ you know I'd drive three thousand miles if I could just the fuck away from you you fucking cunt ♪

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Drinking alone at the pub and Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand comes on fucking perfect.

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Drinking at the pub alone is less fun than I thought it would be.

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

If you ever think you like horses too much listen to the horrifying noises they make while mating.

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

I feel like I'm running towards the edge of a cliff, will I fall or fly?

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Do you ever go onto the internet and get overwhelmed with sadness at the ignorance, the hatred, the double standards and hypocrisy?

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

@adamjogrady Thought you could use some :3

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

I keep boys who post cute selfies on my fb friends but they post neggy vibes. Can I tell them to shush and just be pretty? #tipsladyfedora

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Nobody throws a party like @Knifeswitch. I'm helping out with food prep and working on a multi layer raw paleo vegan dessert!

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

When your friends all leave without saying goodbye :<

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

<3 when the human race is done destroying itself, maybe the altruists, the empaths and the pacifists will inherit the earth <3

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

Booked in to rejoin a derby league. Pumped.

[Fursty Ferret @caseykitten008]

I spend a lot of time sitting in my parked car, not wanting to stay but not wanting to leave. An apt metaphor for life. Probably. Idfk.