Michelle

99% angel but oh that 1% 🙃 No DM ever, ever, ever

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

As long as I’m being flagged 😊

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Hear me out
Put the data centers in the ballroom

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Days I have to pretend to be able to do this when I didn’t sleep well aren’t my favorite

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

My face when I realize it’s almost my birthday, much later than I ever acknowledged my almost birthday before
ie, it doesn’t matter much anymore

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

The cats are in
A few winks & on to Wednesday
Are we having fun yet?

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@leftunsents A turkey baster 🫡

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@the_og_burgert1 And?? 😆

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

I’m an only child, share size means nothing to me 🤷‍♀️

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

My two have their birthday coming up this weekend, 25 & 22
They can’t agree on what time dinner out should be
Think I’ve seen this film before 😟

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@iamisla_ We have 40 hrs of sick time to use but can only use if you miss three consecutive days 😵‍💫

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

So stupid
Give the girl her fucking diploma
She showed enthusiasm at her graduation ceremony
I didn’t even show up for mine

[FOX 32 News @fox32news]

A Chicago high school graduate says a celebratory dance move during her commencement ceremony left her without the diploma she worked four years to earn. https://t.co/UNx2T0NKNc

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

In the mood to call everyone a dirt bag
Happy Tuesday tho 😆

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Get in
I’m at the end of my rope
We could end up anywhere
It’ll be fun

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@Greg97288139 I thought so

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Someone’s grandma is making a recipe called nipples of Venus over on the TikTok

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

The last straw is that I cut my finger pretty deep on the cat food lid
I need a mental health day

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@G23Mikey It was supposively an offering to a woman by a suitor to show interest in the 17th century
Kind of obscene if you ask me

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Well, some asshole neighbor did put a pellet into my cat. It’s on her leg bone & she needs a surgery to remove
I can’t even with people & that is why I live with pets 🤬

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

Waiting 2 1/2 hrs, just to be seen, & counting 😑

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

@the_og_burgert1 No it isn’t

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

I’m back at the emergency vet. Kitty is not improving
And I cracked open a peace tea, because you come prepared when you drive an hour to get here & have a long ass wait
A two year old next to me asked his mom for juice when I did so,
if you like a woman who causes problems 😆