Casey

Teller of tales. Wizard of the weird. Craftsman of curiosity.

[Casey @caseynf]

@IndiaToday who is moderating the comments on your pages? This guy is spewing hate WRT people from #kerala and it’s still visible to readers. I mean, the accused is from out of state. Why polarize& create more #discrimination among us?As if our country doesn’t have enough of it.

[Casey @caseynf]

Winning pick up lines #02

“Here's my caramel custard.”

#PickUpLines

[Casey @caseynf]

@TomCruise - You can take on @usainbolt right?

I mean you took on the #superman @HenryCavillNews

#sorrysuperman #dc #challengeaccepted #? #MissionImpossibleFallout

[Casey @caseynf]

Run @TomCruise run! #MissionImpossibleFallout #runforestrun

[Casey @caseynf]

Went to see @TomCruise run. Very satisfying. #MissionImpossibleFallout

[Casey @caseynf]

A shaved ape does not a human make #quote #evolution

[Casey @caseynf]

I want to be invited. But I don’t want to go #problems

[Casey @caseynf]

Will it work with biriyani too? 🧐

@Shreya579 Note the point

#tip #biriyani #food https://t.co/0b6igRDjAw

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

If you rub sliced onions or garlic on the soles of your feet, you'll experience the taste of them 30-60 minutes later.

[Casey @caseynf]

Winning pick up lines #01

“Wanna know my gpa?” 😏

#PickUpLines

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Dogged determination is often the only trait that separates a moderately creative person from a highly creative one.

[Casey @caseynf]

Heard that the middle booster of the Falcon Heavy didn’t make it. Can we not catch them all using a big net? @elonmusk

#solution #spaceX #solved

[Casey @caseynf]

@elonmusk Heard that the middle booster of the Falcon Heavy didn’t make it. Can we not catch them all using a big net? 🧐

#solution #spaceX #solved

[Casey @caseynf]

Genius is an infinite capacity to taking pains.

#weekendwisdom #quote

[Casey @caseynf]

Is talking about F.Underwood still politics?

#showerthoughts #FrankUnderwood #houseofcards #politics

[Casey @caseynf]

There's a hole the size of a car battery in my heart

#deadcarbattery #newcarbattery #yay

[Casey @caseynf]

How vain it is to sit down and write when you have not stood up to live

#mindblown #thoreau

[Casey @caseynf]

"Let's have a chase now, you and I"

#quotes #mistborn #awesome #TheFinalEmpire

[Casey @caseynf]

Sometimes the only way out, is through

#showerthoughts

[Casey @caseynf]

How to save gas in #Dubai.

Step one: Choose pan to make egg
Step two: Keep pan in sun with egg 🍳
Step three: Add salt and pepper as needed

[Casey @caseynf]

She ate my caramel custard
#Frustrationin5words