Casey Multan

Crushed your gregarious instincts, have you? What an ominous development.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

No rapture today or I’m destined for hell. Either way!

[Khensu The Reminder @KNeferhetep]

Anyway.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Hear me out

Theyre cigarettes but instead of 100s.. they’re 25s

#tyvm #smiles

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

“What happened to my pot-courri?” (potpourri + charcuterie?) Dad after I ate a bowl of trail mix left out.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

I don’t want to take it personally but my Pisces moon…

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

I wish I was blind so that I could have a seeing eye horse ugh life is so flippin unfair sometimes.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Sometimes Comeback Kid

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Lost all my money in seven card stud with family lol 🥀

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Yeah

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

@jetsxoxo Wow we know a bunch! Different demographic I guess.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Well looks like we won’t be putting off winter any longer 🙍🏼‍♀️ wake me up at half past May

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

@jetsxoxo We got stuck in a Trump caravan coming home from Long Island it was insane

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

@GlennonDoyle He’s not used to being in convo with women!

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

No one:
Mom: tequila flight?

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Parent life. Mac and cheese sale life.

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

Having a kid is like having a little friend who gets to listen to all the (appropriate) songs you want to share with someone else

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

@pizzahut does this look like an EXTRA pineapple, half EXTRA pepperoni, half EXTRA jalapeño? 1 date night to get it right and you failed us

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

@caseysDIY #pointsmydadmakes

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

"When do I ever cling a plate against another? I Never Do." My dad telling me about trying to be quiet this morning

[Casey Multan @caseysDIY]

“You can say what you want about Lays chips.... nothing holds a candle to Old Dutch.” #pointsmydadmakes @TMLSean