Caseyspits

Nobody does it better than me.

Don't believe me? See it yourself ⬇️⬇️⬇️🔗

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Do you like natural blondies?

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my neighbor complained about my outfit to the HOA. I don't even live in an HOA

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someone called me mid. I've been laughing about it for three days

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walked past a construction site in this and not a single whistle. I've never been more offended

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my uber driver asked if I was a model. I said no. he said that's a shame. sir this is a 4 minute ride

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me being PG when I'm naturally rated R. it's exhausting honestly

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this is my interview outfit. I got the job. I also got HR'd on the first day

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every man I've ever made uncomfortable was just intimidated and I stand by that

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this outfit got me a free drink, a phone number, and escorted out of a library

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posted this on instagram and got a community guidelines warning. for WHAT

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my mom said I look like trouble. my dad said don't leave the house. I did both

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wore this to my ex's birthday party. his girlfriend loved it. he didn't make eye contact once

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got banned from a coffee shop for 'being distracting'. I was literally just sitting there

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got asked to leave a restaurant for 'dress code violation'. it's a tank top sir

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my therapist said I use my appearance as a defense mechanism. I said yeah and it's working

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my uber driver asked if I was a model. I said no. he said that's a shame. sir this is a 4 minute ride

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someone called me mid. I've been laughing about it for three days

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this outfit got me a free drink, a phone number, and escorted out of a library

[Caseyspits @caseyspits]

my neighbor complained about my outfit to the HOA. I don't even live in an HOA

[Caseyspits @caseyspits]

this is my interview outfit. I got the job. I also got HR'd on the first day

[Caseyspits @caseyspits]

posted this on instagram and got a community guidelines warning. for WHAT