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same username on sky color app

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

My favorite thing about cat shows is that many of them have a "household pet" division where you don't even need a fancy purebred you can just enter whatever random cat you have and the judge will agree that they are pretty and nice and give you a little ribbon

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

Imagine my surprise when Black & Brown nurses on TikTok said that white nurses get the cushy job of labor & delivery or mother/baby straight out of nursing school, while everybody else gotta grind in other specialties and get years of bedside before they can even get to that unit

[Julian Andreone @JulianAndreone]

Theo Von dog-walking a U.S. senator on Israel? Oh, yeah, it’s America 250, baby!

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

If McConnell is on life support, the longer that they can keep him alive, then the longer it will be before the Governor of Kentucky can call a special election. Republicans must be really terrified of losing the seat if they’re willing to go to these extremes.

[koko kenobii @40ounceKO]

i’ve had this screenshot, ever since i saw it on tumblr in 2015, and i will never delete it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[billy @ketaminebear]

they’re tearing it down tn like the bed is creaking stupidly i need to see it please please please please

[Ruth @up_ruth]

It's so weird that ska predates reggae. That just doesn't feel right

[Perla🍓 @perlaspuss]

Oh she’s waking it up a bit

- held her ass for 8 months after her debut looking for “perfection” that they didn’t even send to radio

- got her face played in over the 10k “everybody does”

- sold her tour out that SHERMAY booked! respect her!

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i bought a storage unit lot at auction like those TV shows. Paid $200. Inside was just boxes and boxes of ceramic frogs. Like 300 ceramic frogs. Different sizes. All frogs. I was going to throw them out but posted them on Facebook Marketplace as a joke: "300 frogs, free, take all or none." A woman messaged me in ALL CAPS immediately. Drove three hours to pick them up. Started CRYING when she saw them. Turns out these were her late mother's collection that her brother sold without telling her. She'd been searching for two years. Gave me $2,000 cash on the spot. Then her brother found out and threatened to sue me. The woman is counter-suing him. I might have to testify in frog court.

[Zach Kelly @ZachWKelly]

My wife is a therapist and works with members of the Amish community. A wellspring of untold horror

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

One of those news stories you’re unsure to retweet because it sounds too insane to be real but no, they’re literally merging the militaries with barely any outcry.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Boomers can be neat. Bought Macbook Pro M3. Met at bank waiting room, filled out.bill of sale for my records with serial+AppleCare contract number, he spent 30 min on phone to get Apple to assign it to me.
His "damn son only used it for a year and insisted on an expensive one."😂

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

BREAKING: Rep. DeGette gets heated with a constituent pressing her on why she voted to send bombs to Israel:

"If this the only issue that you care about is this issue, then you should not vote for me"

DeGette, who's 68, is facing a primary challenge from @MelatKirosCO.

[Nostalgia @itsalltwin]

@FoxNews did they have gear or anything? 😭

[alex medina @mrmedina]

not gonna hold you this shot is incredible lol

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Millions of dollars to rent out MSG just to get upstaged

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx