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oh dear, it might be time to leave for good

[. @casiofi]

@CasperHeyzeus I didn't know this existed!

[. @casiofi]

@AugustLamm 2G still working in the UK - until 2033 at the very latest. Have you tried a Nokia/HMD 110? It's been my work phone for a few weeks now and getting on with it well.

[Ellie Gomersall 🍉 isn't here anymore @elliebgomersall]

Clearly they've never been on the Edinburgh-Glasgow Queen Street low level train

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

I love outsourcing.

[Jack Fifield @jackfifield]

People who think public transport's value comes from ticket sales minus operating costs are absolutely mad.

How can you not include the economic benefits of getting people to shops, work, school, and elsewhere?

[ste @chai_ste]

???

[Yeah But Cyclists @but_cyclists]

Will a bicycle helmet protect my head from a 26 tonne cement lorry running over it?

[November @postoctobrist]

That’s a funny way of saying ‘we have taken urgent stopgap action to remedy a danger we insisted didn’t exist and which our chair got a railway engineer fired for pointing out’

[. @casiofi]

https://t.co/0Dw74LJbtG

goes big if you're a bleeps and bloops fan

[Jack Fifield @jackfifield]

🚨NEW & EXCLUSIVE

Using our country's Freedom of Information laws for their intended purpose, I have uncovered the 50 names @networkrail shortlisted for their leaf-busting train. 🧵

[. @casiofi]

Albon-Tsunoda collision and double DNF is so gutting.

[Paul Savage @comedysavage]

Erasing anti genocide imagery on tv show called "Big Brother" is, I have to say, too on the nose.

[. @casiofi]

I am so worth following

[. @casiofi]

What happened to cruffins? Not seen one for sale in like a year. Why is Glasgow cruffinless

[Josie Long @JosieLong]

oh no but who will lie about planting trees if he leaves

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

He’s so important to me

[Keith Fuller @kfullermusic]

wow. once again, you are absolutely free to murder someone with a car in the UK. Just say it was sunny or you were drunk. at worst, you lose a little earnings. disgusting.

https://t.co/X0asnesWkw

[. @casiofi]

@CasperHeyzeus Fuck yeah