izzy🍉

elizabeth jennings & alex blake’s defence attorney

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

🪐welcome to my account!<3
⤷ carrd byf!!
https://t.co/k3JcMp7vQj

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

FACE CARDS DON’T DECLINE🗣️🗣️🗣️

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

because of course she had a tap solo

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

do you think jonathan groff became obsessed with sutton foster after seeing her in shrek the musical?

[Naz @nazirullahjufri]

Palestine before war. What a lovely country ❤️❤️

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

ari lennox as tiana. send tweet

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

bleeding out of your vagina (no matter the gender) IS NOT A THING TO BE ASHAMED OF! actually be happy you bleed monthly because that’s a sign of good health. cause when your period is fucking up you’re not taking good care of yourself. those wrappers contain the smell TRUST

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

y’all doing too much. some people just bleed. rip that damn pad open as loud as you can; throw it away properly wrapped w/o extra toilet paper and move on with your day. i’m in too much pain to give a fuck about what other people (who probably go through the same thing) think

[jet2holiday @KisssMyyA_]

Then wrap in toilet paper, I thought we all knew this but a lot of females don’t

[joi alexandra🌹❤️ @bruneaux_mahs]

Here’s a thread of Songs written by Victoria Monet that were NOT sung by Ariana Grande… because yall are playing too much on my girl’s pen. 🧵

[vivien leigh updates @ritagayworths]

wearing a crop top at age 85 is so inspirational to me

[Free Palestine @bitterarab]

I repeat, this did not start October 7th

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

girls5eva had a really good ep on this i would’ve sworn this came right outta that show

[Stacy Mitchell, DO @stacybmitchell]

My husband went to register our twins at their new middle school today. The counselor hesitantly asked “Is…Mom…in the picture? Because moms usually do this.”

MOM IS BUSY LEARNING HOW TO BE A DOCTOR AND THEY ARE JUST AS MUCH HIS CHILDREN, OMG WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

at least my drafts arent gone

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

going to taylor swift next year🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🫶🫶 i love life

[kay @velmorite]

barbie x oppenheimer is margot robbie approved! 💖💥

[izzy🍉 @caskettsbitch]

need spotify to start doing “today last year you were listening to this song and this playlist” cause wtf

[lil cut🧚🏽‍♀️🖤✨ @briaananax]

so y’all wasnt taught that multiplication is literally just repeated addition?