me: did you do anything fun this weekend?
kindergartener: um…I had a cupcake for breakfast
me: didn’t your parents get married on saturday?
her: yes? that’s where I had the cupcake
oh my bad
had a dream last night that I was about to graduate high school and realized I hadn’t done any work for my math class all semester so I had to catch up on months of homework and tests in my worst subject and started crying…
I graduated college 6 years ago 😵💫 when will it end
I read the word “chat” in a story at work today and one of the kids asked me what that means and before I could answer another said “chatgpt, DUH”
I teach kindergarten 😵💫