carys

i see you've played knifey spoony before

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

having a pretty rough day. if all the celebrities recorded themselves singing the song Imagine and sent it to me i would feel a million times better

[butch lisa vanderpump @tmhjess]

Just made Ayo Edebiri the worst flat white I’ve ever made. Espresso pulled short. Think it was accidentally decaf. Milk way too foamy. Didn’t take my iron pill so hands were shaking like a dog on July 4th. Killing myself imminently

[carys @casmnr]

red onions are the beating heart of a salad

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[charlie @chunkbardey]

whenever ppl are like "we're looking for people <30 for a new project" it's like hmm. so the alligator is eating the bigger number which is 30. so that must mean they're looking for ppl who are younger than 30 in this case

[krits @dontfindthismum]

uni has made me realised that i really did know everything at 18 but nothing at 22

[carys @casmnr]

@helenarosecoma and you're right

[carys @casmnr]

@m1lfdestroyer have you been following the zoe bread saga

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I hope people understand now that it’s unethical to support any new harry potter media. people tried to explain this when the hogwarts game came out and no one wanted to hear it. any money in joanne’s pocket funds anti-trans lobbying.

[Fredi Gentz @FrediGentz]

The carbon footprint of that 11 minute space flight was more than the carbon footprint of the poorest one billion people globally over their entire lifetime, but I'm glad it gave Katy Perry a sense of purpose ❤️

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

Solidarity with our Trans Sisters and Brothers. Today and every day.

✊🏳️‍⚧️

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

The UK Supreme Court ruling on “women” doesn’t set us back "20 years," as some suggest, but 75 years

In the 1940s, Simone de Beauvoir showed “woman” is not defined by biology. The irony is those celebrating this decision in the name of feminism betray its very foundations.

[carys @casmnr]

@helenarosecoma congratulations you are a star

[carys @casmnr]

violife is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[s¢hafer @SCH4FERR]

As soon as I whiten my teeth and figure out how to say normal things in a group conversation it’s over for you all

[carys @casmnr]

@tboyswag98 born in 2003 😭

[carys @casmnr]

sorry to say that finding out that alex consani is younger than me has ruined my week

[carys @casmnr]

meeting someone with the surname simpson and acting really weird, nervous, and excited around them