Casey McCarty

@crazycaseymusic

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

Good vibes forever

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

but most of the work was done by ai… who tf am i kidding

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

General advice and a reminder to my future self:

discipline has gotten me to work out more, self-control has bettered my diet and determination to live long and discontinue the path that was on is what it took to want to do either

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

Generally speaking:

Addictive chemicals are fun and/or productive

If done rarely, non-addictive chemicals are enlightening and sometimes fun

…however, there are many other factors and potential moods… like I said, “generally speaking” lol

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

Dance with my dogs in the nighttime

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I just had @raisingcanes for the first time in a long time and that shit was better than Christmas. I guess once you go mostly vegan that blue moon treat really slaps. #ChickenChickenWhatchuPickin

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@CarissaSpiker #downvote #dislike

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Thanks @elonmusk for scaring all my followers away from Twitter… now there’s no one to like my funny tweets #GhostTown

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“Jizzing” refers to the scientific term meaning to expel life energy? Wow! Can you believe that? #TIL #science #FunFact

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

“So I can jack off by myself
there’s Jews in Texas I can tell” - @ellalangleymsic

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
And I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me in 1973
When that doctor asked me
"Son, how did you get in this condition?"
I said, "Hey, Sawbones
I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition"

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

…Never worried about paying or even how much I owed
Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time
Breaking all of the rules that would bend
I began to find myself searchin'
Searchin' for shelter again and again
Against the wind

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

And the years rolled slowly past
Found myself alone
Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
I found myself further and further from my home
I guess I lost my way
There were oh so many roads
I was living to run and running to live…

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

“Treat everyone you know or meet as if they are you under different circumstances” - @joerogan & @AubreyMarcus on the JRE podcast

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No one to be

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

protect life at all costs

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

What’s coming next is a technology called “Smallogram”. It’ll have a mic, projector, and computer/AI, and you’ll put on a headband, glasses or a clip of some sort. Anyways, it will project a hologram right above your eye line. You’ll talk to it to send texts and stuff. @Google

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

I’m pretty good at predicting future inventions. Like, I thought of TV’s inside mirrors, wireless charging, restaurant kiosks, and many other things before they were invented. & Idk why we don’t have more sensors, let alone ai sensors in stoplights when there’s no cross traffic..

[Casey McCarty @casomatic]

I can’t stand all these people that all of a sudden are saying that mulch is not a funny word #SorryNotSorry #YourLoss #Cowabunga #BuyDirt

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I am not a Monday morning kind of person

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maybe it’s not the case that no one cares, but rather no one has the time to care